Had a wonderful time at the beach yesterday, with a couple of exceptions:
- I got crabs--a crab pinched my foot...TWICE
- The one and only smoker sat directly upwind of us. I was tempted to go over and pee on his towel.
- A jellyfish wrapped around my ankle--fortunately, IT was dead, so I'm not.
- I burned my entire back side--it was a nude beach, so I mean my ENTIRE backside!
While I am enjoying imagining the burning in my bottom's having been put there intentionally by a lovely lass, I'm afraid of how much it'll suck if my butt peels......
...and I'm still a little creeped out by having been pinched by that crab!