A Quickie...

...to get the blog ball rolling again.

I've just finished watching the first season of "Ghost Whisperer".  I had seen a smattering of episodes during its five season run, and have wanted, for some time, to watch them all. 

Despite her eye-candy status, Jennifer Love-Hewitt's character, Miranda, is often very bratty in the show, and occasionally very selfish.  Clearly, she needs a good session over her husband's lap, with the household hairbrush.  Sadly, this never happens (at least in the first season)...but I can dream, can't I?

I was, however, giddily delighted during the next-to-last episode when, after her husband makes a wonderful, terrible pun, Miranda says to him, "You know what? I am gonna spank you, and hard!"

Of course my imagination went wild!!!!

I'll leave you with that image, and these:

FINALLY!

I'M BACK!!!! 

...kind of.

Sometime back in February, my dinosaur computer decided it was "too old for this shit", and crashed.  After a couple of weeks, I managed to bring it back to life, by giving it a "pacemaker"--installing a new power source.  Even then, it would wheeze and gasp to life, and pass out at random.  Finally, it truly died.  I had to order a new computer--I paid for express delivery, but the computer finally SHIPPED OUT on the day it was supposed to ARRIVE, and was checked in in Mexico the day AFTER it was supposed to be in NYC!  I finally got it, and have been desperately trying to learn windows 8.1 (having had XP for the last 10 years).  A week ago, I was finally able to take in my old hard drive, to have the info on it rescued (the old dinosaur would die every time I tried to back it up).  It took a week (rather than the 1-2 days promised), and I picked it up today.  $140 later, I have *most* of the "personal" info off the old hard drive.  Unfortunately, I have lost my entire Bookmarks list!!!!!!  I have the old Explorer list, but, apparently, I would have to upload it ONE SITE AT A TIME!!!!!!  I also lost a $600 music writing program.

....soooooo please forgive my absence, and pardon me in advance for the slow pace I will be returning to this blog.  It's going to take a while for me to get back on my virtual feet.

Cane-iac

I don't remember on which day, but my new toys arrived!!  It's been such a hellacious week that I haven't had the mental stability to write about them, so they've sat here, tauntingly, on my computer desk.

Firstly, I'd like to say what a pleasure it was to order from Cane-iac.  Their website, www.cane-iac.com, was easy to maneuver and made placing the order painless.  As I mentioned in the last post, my order was in the mail before noon the next day (how remarkable--and rare--is that???)!  They packaged their products discretely and safely--I live in New York City, where the local post offices' mottoes include, "What's in that???", "Let's hide this!", and "It may not be breakable, but we're damn sure gonna try!!"  On top of that, Cane-iac's products are both interesting and of good quality (at least so far).

The strap I ordered is beautiful.  Strappings are not my favorite type of spankings, but I can't wait to use this!!!  The sound it makes is delicious--not fake sounding; it doesn't take the place of the melody of leather meeting flesh at a rapid pace, but does enhance that stinging lullaby.  The flaps are flexible and thick, and the handle fits perfectly in my hand.

The red rubber paddle was surprising.  I was expecting a solid paddle, either of firm rubber, or covered in rubber, as is a ping-pong paddle.  Instead, it is a very flexible paddle made entirely of coarse rubber.  The flat side is grainy, and the opposite face has significant raised squares, and is even more coarse, being composed of larger rubber granules.  The most surprising thing about the paddle, though, is that it is probably my most painful paddle yet!  It's heavy and adamantly firm, even in its floppy flexibility.  It is definitely a tool to be used in a punishment spanking, rather than for fun.

All in all, I'm extremely satisfied with both process & products.  I highly recommend patronizing Cane-iac, and will be doing so again in the near future!

New Toys!!!

After years of hearing the name, I FINALLY took a look through Cane-iac.com--a website that sells spanking implements.  I was AMAZED at how inexpensive their products are!  Usually, every authentic spanking item I find is quite expensive.  I won't let myself spend large amounts of money on toys that I never get to use anyway (alas!).  Yesterday, however, I placed an order through Cane-iac.  Already, before noon today, my order was shipped!!!!  I'm eagerly awaiting my new toys:

Red Rubber Paddle

Smooth on one side, and has raised squares on the other for two different effects.  It is 3" wide, 1/2" thick and 12" long (including handle portion).

Apparently, this paddle can be put in a dishwasher.








This paddle was only NINE DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!










Also, I've been wanting to buy a strap, so I bought this one:


Leather Flapper - Double Leather Strap

it's 2 inches wide, and just over 14 inches long (including handle). The straps are separated to affect the sound of its use (I'm very into the psychology of spanking...), and this strap is supposed to be heavy.











I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEY ARRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Now I just need to find someone to use them on.......

(or who will use them on me.......)

My Bottom

One of the most sensitive erogenous zones on my body is my bottom.  Walking around my apartment, I often find my hand automatically caressing it (and occasionally smacking it)--especially when wearing something thin or soft (or nothing at all).  I have had very few (...any?) lovers who've realized how much I enjoy, if not crave, to be touched or caressed there.  I think most of the girls I've been intimate with have been selfish lovers, aside from those who simply had no experience, and were too afraid, and unaware, of even their own sexuality.

Here's a little relationship hint for everyone, experienced or not:  generally, the things your lover will try with you, and the places they'll explore on you, are the same things they like themselves!!!  Even before I finally accepted my occupation with spanking, no lover of mine could possibly have been unaware of how much I like bottoms.  My eyes explore them.  My hands worship them.  I have trouble keeping my eyes & hands off of them.  Yet, it has been exceedingly rare for anyone I've been with to remotely try the same with me, even in the most intimate of moments.  Admittedly, most of my lovers have been overly submissive, wanting me to control everything about their sex life (if not their entire life).  For those of you who think that's what the dominant/submissive lifestyle is about, you couldn't be more wrong!  According to the Oxford Dictionary, "submit" is defined as: "accept or yield to a superior force or to the authority or will of another person".  That does not mean to sacrifice who and what you are to someone, it means to choose to do their will despite yourself.  Some of the most boring sexual experiences of mine, or told to me by others, included statements like, "do whatever you want to me." (sounds like it could be fun...without active participation by BOTH participants, it's not!); and "I like everything you do to me" (the worst answer possible to the question, "what do you want me to do?").  A dominant is not dominant to someone who's merely limp.  That becomes tantamount to masturbation, using another person's body.  There's no passion, no joyous frivolity, no excitement, no love...no point.  One lover I had--the last girl I've had sex with, who was a vanilla lover, b.t.w.--gave me nothing during sex; no hint of excitement: not a single gasp of breath, not a single movement of her own--let alone a gesture of reciprocation--not a hint of a request or preference...no signs of enjoyment whatsoever.  She was the kind of girl who, when asked, "did you like that?" (about anything) would only answer, "maybeeeee...?".  Frankly, it was (...get ready for this) bad sex (yes, folks, it does exist)!

Take my advice:  pay attention to what your lover does to you, and try at least something similar on them.  Likewise, if you like something done to you, try it on them (or just come out and tell them!!!), so they can be inspired to do it to you.  Otherwise, you might end up being the person someone is describing as a bad lover in a blog.  Of course, it would be better if we all could just speak freely about what we like and desire, but apparently that is unacceptable most of the time.  That is why we blog.

...And rub your partner's bottom.  Almost everyone will love it!

(This is mine, by the way...)

The.......end!  

Pun intended

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Friends

There are very few people who really know about my whole spanking predilection (yes, I'm aware I have not posted for over a month, and I just casually began this one, pretending as if no time has passed).   I recently told a friend about this blog--she's now the only person who knows this is mine.  We haven't really talked about it yet...

A few friends know I'm "into spanking", but they're not really aware of the depth the concept of spanking is ingrained into my entire being.  They tend to approach it as a joke, or with a trepidatious hesitancy, as if they are afraid to touch it for fear of being soiled.  A long-time friend once told me he tried spanking his girlfriend a bit, and he was surprised how much they each liked it.  I lent him a paddle, but he was too afraid to use it, so he hid it in a closet and forgot about it until I sublet a room from him for a few months (it was the oval paddle, if you've looked at my arsenal).

One of my closest friends ("S", for clarity's sake) was up from New Orleans with her boyfriend, visiting NYC.  We got together for brunch, along with a couple of other friends of hers.  One of her other friends (I'll call her "D"), I am already acquainted with, and have casually known her for a number of years.  She is an actress and dancer, and I knew that she had some experience with spanking because she once posted a photo (on myspace, I think) of a rehearsal in which she was bent over in front of a guy who was spanking her.  She had captioned the photo, "The only time I enjoyed being spanked".

While wandering the East Village after brunch, we all strolled into a kitchen store.  I don't know how the subject came up, but D and I were discussing how she was spanked growing up in Texas.  I was enrapt, of course, and trying to sound nonchalant as I asked questions, eager for more real-life spanking stories, as well as the enticing images of the gorgeous D that were reddening in my head.  The gist was this:  her step-mother spanked her with a paddle or wooden spoon, but her mother, aside from the occasional use of a belt, had a bush outside her house, from which D was required to cut her own switch--nearly on a daily basis, she informed me.  She remarked, "I was well acquainted with that bush".  One of my co-workers, a man, recently told me he had to cut his own switches as a child, but D is the first girl I've ever heard say she was spanked with a switch, let alone having to obtain them herself.

Minutes after that conversation, as we meandered through the store, I came upon S and her boyfriend, who were looking at some very interesting kitchen implements (!) and had apparently been discussing the ones that S thought I would like...
...she knows me very well!  :D


I am not even remotely ashamed of my spanking desires (anymore), but, of course, don't talk about them very often.  Unfortunately, that makes finding other people with similar interests extremely difficult!  While browsing the spankoverse of the internet, I am often struck by the immense number of individuals, through the ages, who are, or have been into spanking.  I have no idea how to find others in real life. 

How do people do it?

Hello Again: Distractions

Hello again, all who may be reading this blog whenever I actually post stuff.  I think of you often, almost daily saying to myself something to the tune of, "I should post that to my blog!"  I have few legitimate excuses.  Mainly, work keeps me from actively blogging--both directly, and indirectly.

I work in high-volume catering--I don't know what else to call it; parties could be as small as 20 guests, or as large as 6,000 (one horrific event on the whole of Liberty Island will plague my nightmares forever).  Most of our gigs are at night, but there are occasional lunches, and even fewer occasional breakfasts.  My last few weeks have had more breakfasts, lunches, and all-day events than I've had in the last few years!  As a result, when I'm finally home, I'm completely wiped out.  Thoughts are not coherent, and my brain slides from thought to thought like rollerblades on a slushy day.

As a result, I tend to do mindless things at home--especially on days off!  I am a movie freak (I love Netflix!), and tend to spend a lot of time in front of my TV screen.  Also, a few weeks ago, I discovered tumblr.

I do not participate in many online social sites, with the main exception being the facebook.  However, discovering the multitude of people posting pictures and GIFs that fascinate, astonish, entice, enthrall, delight, amuse, and flat-out turn me on, I finally created a tumblr account, just so I could collect my favorites--initially, I intended to collect and carry things here, but there's sooooo much, and it's just so easy to "reblog" there.

This is still my *real* blog--I will not forsake you, oh faithful (but silent) readers, but you are more than welcome to visit my tumblr "blog", which is profundity-n-profanity.tumblr.com, and see images that I like.

I solemnly swear, too, to spend more time here.  That being said, I've been wanting to post these for some time now:

I love these!!!  They're drawn by Arkham Insanity--they're not her usual style, but a specific project she was working on.  She makes beautiful spanking artwork, typically using known characters, which can be seen at arkham-insanity.deviantart.com, as well as AnimeOTK, & several tumblr accounts.  Unfortunately (for me), a majority of her works are m/m, which I do not enjoy, subjectively; but even then I can recognize her outstanding skill and creativity!  I highly recommend viewing her art!